Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Station...[pic]
um, just look.
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Monday, July 30, 2007
The BEST 404 PAGE EVER!
simple and fascinating. i like this one a lot! There are lots more where this came from!
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Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Chanakya's Quotes - Worth Learning
"A person should not be too honest.
Straight trees are cut first
and Honest people are screwed first."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC 75 BC)
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"Even if a snake is not poisonous,
it should pretend to be venomous."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)
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"The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. If you cannot keep secret with you , do not expect that other will keep it. ! It will destroy you."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)
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"There is some self-interest behind every friendship.
There is no Friendship without self-interests.
This is a bitter truth."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)
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"Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)
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"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)
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"Once you start a working on something,
don't be afraid of failure and
don't abandon it.
People who work sincerely are the happiest."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)
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"The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind.
But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)
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"A man is great by deeds, not by birth."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)
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"Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years.
For the next five years, scold them.
By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend.
Your grown up children are your best friends."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)
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"Education is the best friend.
An educated person is respected everywhere.
Education beats the beauty and the youth."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)
Saturday, July 21, 2007
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Wednesday, March 28, 2007
The Best Exercise You're Not Doing
"One simple (and grueling) movement will revolutionize your leg workout."
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Thursday, December 29, 2005
Motivational Quote's
“Your career isn’t always linear,” he said. “But what matters is how well you get back on the horse.”
-Jack Welch
More from Dilbert
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
Born free taxed to death.
If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell him a park bench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure.
Freedom's just another word for not caring about the quality of your work!
Would you want career advice from somebody who has to work hard?
I've classified the bugs by severity: 1) lethal, 2) boneheaded, 3) vexing.
Page one of the employee manual. -- "Job satisfaction is the same as stealing from the company."
We've minimized the economic impact of the defects via an advanced business process called "Hoping Nobody Notices."
Never listen to your customers. They were dumb enough to buy your product, so they have no credibility.
I've added mumbling and peevishness to my work-avoidance arsenal. I get the benefits of appearing knowledgeable without the burden of sharing.
Man-duh-tory
I love my coworkers, until they talk.
You're not allowed to lie, but I expect plenty of omissions, misdirections, exaggerations, unjustified optimism, lost documents, unclear explanations, gray areas and tactical ignorance.
I always wondered what efficiency looked like.
Now if you'll excuse me, I feel a nap coming on.
If you hire me, I will use my enormous brain to develop world-changing products. I require no pay and no cubicle. I will eat used paper, and cling to the ceiling.
Sometimes I have naughty thoughts during work hours. Should I reimburse the company for lost productivity?
Can a business-led project management process optimize our strategic core issues?
It's his own fault for not paying me enough to afford entertainment.
Do you want the simple but misleading explanation or the one you won't understand?
How about a nanotechnology stem cell for fighting terrorists?
My philosophy is that anything worth doing is worth delaying.
Once you embrace the idea that your customers deserve to die... it frees your mind to invent splendidly profitable products.
Your biggest defect continues to be your inability to handle criticism. And you argue with people who are much smarter than yourself.
Call me shallow, but I enjoy getting paid for other people's inventions.
My philosophy is that anything worth doing is too hard
Sunday, October 30, 2005
Friends, yeh hai zindagi,
Long time back this came as forward.....thought like posting it :)
Friends, yeh hai zindagi,
Requirements hai to design hai
Design hai to Development hai
Development hai to Testing hai
Testing hai to Defects hai
Defects hai to Fixing hai
Fixing hai to More Defects hai
Defects hai to Analysis hai
Analysis hai to Requirements hai
Requirements hai to Design hai
Design hai to Development hai
Matlab Project Gol Gol hai
Bus ghumnewala chahiye..
Some thing similar to this...........
Zindagi Hai To Khwaab Hai
Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai
Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai
Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai
Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai
Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai
Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai
Vishvas hai to Paisa hai
Paisa hai to Shohrat hai
Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai
Izzat hai to Ladki hai
Ladki hai to Tension hai
Tension hai to Concern hai
Concern hai to a Khayaal hai
Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai
Khawab hai to Growth hai
Growth hai to Zindagi hai
Zindagi hai to khwaab hai
Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai
Bas ghumnewala chahiye......
Tuesday, August 09, 2005
!! Beautifull Nature !!
Breithorn Peak (switzerland )
The Beauty of the Desert
Blue Sea
Lavender Farm and Tree
Edge of Glacier
Golden Maple Leaf
Beauty of Tibet
View of Holland
!! Beatifull Nature !!
German's New Swan Castle
Scenery of Europe
The beauty of Antarctica
Autumn in Germany
Tundra
Cherry bloom in Japan
Friday, July 29, 2005
24 things in IT industry
1.) U use phrases like "No issues" and "Value addition" in everyday parlance. For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, U say, "His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so no issues"
2.) Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to U by friends whose faces U cant remember.
3.) U drink more tea or coffee than water.
4.) When a half-day at work means leaving at 7:30 in the evening (and U actually feel guilty about it).
5.) U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps)
8.) When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive the call.
9.) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial "0" to get an outside line.
10.) U havent played Solitaire with real cards in years.
11.) U tell everyone your favourite book is "Who Moved my Cheese?" when in reality U couldnt even finish that. Ur real favourite book is the Oracle manual for PL/SQL.
12.) Ur last crush was a girl in HR, ur current crush is the new girl in HR and all ur crushes in the future will be girls in HR.
13.) U secretly visit sites like *shaadi.com* <http://shaadi.com/ and hope no one is watching, especially that girl in HR.
14.) U dont go abroad anymore, but go 'on site'. And when U go 'on site' your mama, chacha and l'il cousin Chintu come to see u off.
15.) U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes, drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. and then complain about the late working hours.
16.) Ur important 'meetings' usually comprise two or three people max, including yourself.
17.) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not going.
18.) Ur prime source of sleazy entertainment is the Femina issues in the office library.
20.) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL sitting behind you at the exam.
21.) Ur criteria for visiting a restaurant is whether it accepts 'Ticket restaurant' coupons or 'Sodhexo' passes.
22.) U email ur mate who works at the desk next to U.
23.) U read this list and kept nodding & smiling.
24.) As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to ur friends who are also in IT.
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